Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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