The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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