And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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