either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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