And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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