found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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