I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died