belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing