who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him