we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.