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their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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(586): their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig? (1-586): and what kinds of feelings would these be? (586): Happy, horny, occasionally hungry http://tfl.nu/z6jk

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(631): View more from New York

Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?

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(631): Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach? http://tfl.nu/iba6

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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely

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(423): Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely http://tfl.nu/wliv

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Being a girl sucks.

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Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too

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(714): Being a girl sucks. (949): Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too http://tfl.nu/5qxe

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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life

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(530): just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life http://tfl.nu/64wx

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.

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(317): Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat. http://tfl.nu/3hve

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.

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(336): I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit. http://tfl.nu/udb7

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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?

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(801): i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick? http://tfl.nu/a1dv

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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.

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(416): Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender. http://tfl.nu/ts7y

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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.

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(405): I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway. http://tfl.nu/1jw1

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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.

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(413): Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun. http://tfl.nu/n06t

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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?

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Do you want cuervo gold or silver?

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(847): Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight? (262): Do you want cuervo gold or silver? http://tfl.nu/7twk

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(516): View more from New York

I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?

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(516): I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight? http://tfl.nu/oach

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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....

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(843): Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom..... http://tfl.nu/jt5r

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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.

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(545): You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request. http://tfl.nu/ec9g

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