drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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