I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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