So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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