I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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