I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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