I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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