just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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