Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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