Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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