Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.