some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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