he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
