I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Dick very happy bro
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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