Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just pynch a tree in the face
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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