oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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