whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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