Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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