Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
40s are totally the cure
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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