I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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