super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
