Say something about gay babies.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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