Non-Jews are for practice
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He has the fingertips of a God
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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