yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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