Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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