Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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