carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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