the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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