You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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