Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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