dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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