Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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