hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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