The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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