a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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