I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We are all done wearing pants today
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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