She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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