I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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