i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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