suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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