hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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