I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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