Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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