do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
im on a boat
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