Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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