Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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