Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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