do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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