Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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