If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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